Today is another not so hot day- I feel just plain cruddy, but I'm not whining.
After an amuzing e-mail conversation with my wise guadian today, I have been struck by some responses to those strangers who inquire about my gait. (After today I won't whine anymore).
So here goes, when strangers ask "what happened to you?" I could respond with:
I was shanked in the leg while in prison,
Old war injury, shrapnil is still in there
Football injury, ruined my pro career
You're drunk, I'm walking fine
Shark attack while swimming in lake Erie
Just got off my horse, he's parked around the corner
I injured it practicing the karma sutra
Parenting is rough
Ya know that magic trick where the magician traps you in a box and saws you in half?
When was the last time you had sex?
Sarcasm is funny! I know all these responses are rude and definitely not non-violent,but sometimes it would be nice to respond to rude questions with a rude comeback. Okay, I'm done with that now, I promise tomorrow I'll be back to my perky and empathetic self!